Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a
sinking feeling of hopelessness.
Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force,
the squits are more of a steady trickle.
If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for
rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.